Coca Cola

Coca Cola

I don't drink

coffee in the morning.

I prefer Coca Cola 

cold out of the bottle.

I am a southerner

whose mamma 

probably put it in her 

baby bottle.

I even drank it

during the New Coke

disastrous phase. 

I can tell you which restaurants

have the best fountain Coke. 

I am a Coca Cola Connoisseur.

So when you ask with a smile,

"Is Pepsi okay?"

I glare at you.